Saturday, September 17, 2011

Make Them Want You

This is an excerpt from the tips and tricks page on this site, but I think it was funny enough to give its own little shout out here.  Prepare to be mildly entertained!

Want: Make Them Want You
It is important to make the surveyor to want to survey you.  Honestly, everyone knows they are a bit annoying, but it is important to make it appear you want to be there.  Completing the survey completely is the only way to get credit, and we want credit. Just follow these simple steps: 

1.) Figure out what the survey is trying to sell you, err ask about! If it is about phones, then maybe you will be in the market for cell phones soon.  The same goes for cars, groceries, etc.
2.) Primary/Only decision maker! Only choice as far as your concerned, why would you advertise to someone who doesn't even make decisions!
3.) Middle Class (Money Wise) - Only real choice.  No point advertising to someone who can not afford the product!
4.) No, you have not been survied about (insert product) before in the last 3 months.
5.) Yes, I'm easily convicable!
6.) I'm always willing to try new things and switch products!
7.) I tell my friends about everything!

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